everybody's bawdy ([info]trrill) wrote,
2005-08-08 02:17:00
  • Mood: Skrrripp!
  • Music: SalaDeli
Currently (but basically In the Past):
  • [info]dowager_in_usa will not dance, due to whiplash. But he will harmonize to Kelly Clarkson. "Genius" pop.
  • [info]spencert will Hug-a-Cutie, multiple times.
  • Hipsters and Fags contained neither hipsters nor fags, save me, my cump'ny, and that goddamn battledancer...again.
  • Heard on the way out of the poorly attended Fag Bar at RPlace (LOL): [shirt lifted to expose belly] "I haven't shaved in forever."



And while we're at it, late night snack of the century: chopped almonds and honey. DON'T JUDGE ME. HELLA HONEY.


EDIT: I got this promo release of some novel at The Stranger, and after reading the first couple pages while on the toilet, I threw it right into the trash. I just sat down to take a crap, but I couldn't because the picture of the Franciscan monk on the cover of the book CREEPED ME THE FUCK OUT. Anyway!

EDIT AGAIN:
someone: and while he was masturbating, i told him that i sat on top of the guy
someone: and when he was about to wake up i smothered him with a pillow until he died
iThrowShade: work it!
Tags: canticles, charmin, smoulderlash, typecasting

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[info]eyeballmassage

August 8 2005, 09:49:48 UTC 6 years ago

i was going to say "chopped almonds and honey, what kind of fatty are YOU" and then i remembered that you aren't fat, so, well, i guess that's an appropriate snack?

[info]trrill

August 8 2005, 09:52:54 UTC 6 years ago

I am half-Mexican, and we have certain Dietary Proclivities. Like diabtes.

[info]eyeballmassage

August 8 2005, 09:54:41 UTC 6 years ago

well, i am half-extremely fat, and we have certain Dietary Preferences. Like humongous bowls of ice cream and "movie-theater butter" microwave popcorn.

[info]trrill

August 8 2005, 09:56:49 UTC 6 years ago

SUPERSIZE, PLZ.

[info]eyeballmassage

August 8 2005, 10:05:41 UTC 6 years ago

supersizing is for underachievers, True Blue fatties just order two

[info]trrill

August 8 2005, 10:06:29 UTC 6 years ago

Don'tchoo mean True BLOAT?

[info]trrill

August 8 2005, 09:53:32 UTC 6 years ago

DIABETES, I meant. GOD!

[info]spencert

August 8 2005, 17:42:44 UTC 6 years ago

How was the crescent or wherever you guys ended up?

I hope I did not agrivate Christian's whiplash bu hugging him.

GOD! I haven't shaved in weeks either! Like 1,372 weeks!

[info]trrill

August 8 2005, 17:45:58 UTC 6 years ago

THATSALOTOFWEEKS.

Anyway, no. The hugs were rill good; it was just so damn loud in there. Fags + karaoke + alcohol = Annoying Enough. Why do they insist on turning up the volume to 11? WHY, SPENSURT???

[info]spencert

August 8 2005, 18:11:44 UTC 6 years ago

Loud noises attract most drunks homosexuals. It's good fer bizzness!

[info]trrill

August 8 2005, 18:14:44 UTC 6 years ago

BiznASS, you mean.

[info]spencert

August 8 2005, 18:18:42 UTC 6 years ago

I stand corrected. And that was supposed to be drunks AND gays.
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